and my life has come to this...

Is it normal...

To wake up in the mornings and the first thing you think about are the frozen waffles you have to eat RIGHT NOW then when you realize OH you ate the last one at 11:30 the night before you are almost devastated to tears...

The fact that you have to pee constantly and you are totally alright squatting in a neighbors bush when your out on a walk to get that job done (you are all lucky Dallin was with me and told me I was NOT allowed). 

To be in a chipper mood and feel so wonderful and blessed before a nap and when you wake up you are mad, stressed, and are pretty sure something terrible is going to happen before this baby girl makes her arrival. 

To SCRUB your kitchen multiple times a day?  I swear I can not get this place cleaned!  If I am not cleaning or organizing I am stressed so its one or the other. 

To loose full control of your self and not only skip the shower because you know you have got to wash that hair but to go out in public in your husbands clothes (who is 6'5 when you are 5'2).  *To those who work at quality market and see this sight 2-3 times a week I really do have a home and a shower.*

To eat ice cream 2x a day and not care...oh and to make it worse I am allergic to ice cream but it is the only thing to cool me down in this gosh forsaken heat.